Song Parodies -> Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down
| Original Song Title: | "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" |
| Original Performer: | Christmas Songs |
| Parody Song Title: | "Santa Claus Is Gunning You Down" |
| Parody Written by: | Dylan Baranski |
Yep, this is the time of year when people start writing more Christmas parodies. Naturally, I decided to board the good ol' bandwagon. I knew a few from when I was in elementary school, as some kids would sing these, so it was about time I dug 'em back up & submitted 'em. Actually, this one I heard on a Futurama commercial, & I elaborated upon it a bit. Merry Christmas, everyone! Feliz Navidad! Joyeux Noël! С Рождеством Христовым!
You better watch out,
You better run fast,
You better duck down,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna shoot up
Who's naughty, not nice.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
He'll check to see you're sleeping,
He'll shoot if you're awake.
He'll shoot if you've been bad, not good,
So be good for Walther's sake.
Oh, you better watch out,
You better run fast,
You better duck down,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
You better run fast,
You better duck down,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna shoot up
Who's naughty, not nice.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
He'll check to see you're sleeping,
He'll shoot if you're awake.
He'll shoot if you've been bad, not good,
So be good for Walther's sake.
Oh, you better watch out,
You better run fast,
You better duck down,
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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This sucks. a 4-year old could make a better parody
Sir, anything about dear Santa always renders a 555 smile!
The futurama parody by the same name is a lot funnier than this. The rhyming in the chorus isnt rhythmic at all, and the entire rhyme sounds childish at best. I'm gonna agree with brent, a young child could have made a better parody than this.
Tell that to the 11 people who voted 5s, bub.
Brilliant heard for the first time today on Futurama
this is absouletly terrible, i rekon my little sister could do better, and she ccant even talk properly yet
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