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Song Parodies -> "Menopause Is Gettin' Her Down"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"

Original Performer:

Christmas Song

Parody Song Title:

"Menopause Is Gettin' Her Down"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she always freaks out
and easily cries
she never puts out
i'm tellin' you why
menopause is gettin' her down

she always acts pissed
she's colder than ice
she's gonna lash out
and never be nice
menopause is gettin' her down

cause as the years go creepin'
the hormones that she makes
have finally hit the road for good
so she needs some that are fake

so...
when wifey stomps out
stop wonderin' why
when that dame shouts
her yellin's a sign
menopause is gettin' her down

the kids and i annoy her
her tension's unrelieved
its so hard to enjoy her
she's as wound up as can be

you'd better watch out
she'll blacken your eye
there's danger about
she's ready to fight
menopause is gettin' her down

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Arwen - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't true of your wife, is it, Al? I pictured you to be...you know...20-ish. Not that you couldn't pull off the Ashton/Demi show...but...

5s, by the way...funny stuff!
Jonathan C. - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I can imagine Mrs. Claus beatin' the "Ho! Ho! Ho!" out of Santa. Good song.
Melhi - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!!
Ravyn Rant - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Colder than ice? A menopausal woman? (~Maniacal laugh that brings on another hot flash!~) So it isn't entirely accurate, it's still pretty funny!
alvin rhodes - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks arwen (i'm 49)...jonathan, melhi, and ravyn...to be honest, my wife just hit 50 and has been showing some signs...that's why i never showed her song...she might...uh...get mad...hee hee hee. ..and yes, its possible to have a hot flash and be cold as ice at the same time.
M-Dawg - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
can 13 year olds get hot flashes? Because there's a girl in my grade who says she gets them and actually goes to the nurse for it and gets ice packs and gatorade ! Oh yeah nice song 555
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5, especially since menopause might give you thoughts of 6-6-6!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
ACK. I was going to do a similar parody but the competition is just too great to pollute the market with, especially seeing my Pre-Ashton status would not really result in anythign insightful. Great work, Al!
The But-Meister - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Al. I like it. 5/5 from me.

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