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Song Parodies -> "Twelve Daze of X-mas"

Original Song Title:

"Twelve Days Of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carolers

Parody Song Title:

"Twelve Daze of X-mas"

Parody Written by:

Buffy Taylor

The Lyrics

On the 1st day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, a bottle of Xstasy
On the 2nd of Xmas, my truelove gave to me, 2 Cuban cigars and a
Bottle of Xstasy
On the 3rd day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and
A bottle of Xstasy
On the 4th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban Cigars, and a bottle of Xstasy
On the 5th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 5 bags of weed
4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 6th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 7th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke,
5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 8th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 8 purple pills, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 9th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 9 rolled up joints, 8 purple pills, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 10th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 10 magic brownies, 9 rolled up joints, 8 purple pills, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes. 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 11th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 11 lbs of crack, 10 magic brownies, 9 rolled up joints, 8 purple pills, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy
On the 12th day of X-mas, my truelove gave to me, 12 lines of coke, 11 lbs of crack, 10 magic brownies, 9 rolled up joints, 8 purple pills, 7 kegs of beer, 6 bongs to smoke, 5 bags of weed, 4 nickelbags, 3 cigarettes, 2 Cuban cigars, and a bottle of X-stasy

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