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Song Parodies -> "The Party and the Poopers"

Original Song Title:

"The Holly and the Ivy"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"The Party and the Poopers"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Or, things that kill parties
The family and the neighbors
On the Fourth of July
Get together for a barbecue
And watch the rockets fly.
Oh, the raising of the flag
At the rising of the sun
The trumpet playing reville
The Fourth has just begun.

Aunt Polly's such a joker
She thought she'd have some fun
Put kim chee in the chips and dips
It gave everyone the runs.
Oh, the flying of the flag
And the marching of the bands
Playing "Stars and Stripes Forever"
Airplanes fly above the land.

Uncle Solly had too much beer
It made him flatulent
He told us to pull his finger
Make a loud noise and a scent.
Oh, the sunflowers blooming
And the ravens in the sky
Making circles around the town
In sunshine of July.

Little Holly stuffed herself
She's such a silly fool
She jumped in and choked on a bug
And threw up in the pool.
Oh, the sizzling of the grill
And the beef is almost done
Alexander brought some caviar
And also brought his "buns".

Aunt Molly wags her finger
We eat too many carbs
So we'll barbecue Aunt Molly
We love the meat of crabs.
Let's roast the marshmallows
And enjoy the cherry pie
We'll fill up on potato salad
A turkey we will fry.

Angelina used the toilet
And the toilet overflowed
The guys found a suspicious object
A cherry bomb, I'm told.
Oh, the lowering of the flag
And the rising of the moon
They're playing Taps on the trumpet
Another Fourth has gone.

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alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
quite clever of you to write a independence day carol
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
What alvin said, and quite a humorous and poetic scenario of some traditional Fourths.
Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Meaningful, even to this antipodean, 2Eagle :)
John Jenkins - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
We probably don't give the concept of independence and the sacrifices that were paid to achieve it as much respect as we should, and this parody does a clever job of spoofing our ambivalence.
2Eagle - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, AFW, Peregrin and John. I really did have a guest throw up in the pool and as for Alexander - you know who you are.
LittleCupCakes - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir ~EagleDeux~ another Fourth will be upon us soon . . . my least favorite holiday it be!
TJC - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
5 stars and stripes!
2Eagle - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC and TJC. CupCake, your least favorite holiday??? Are you some kind of unAmerican party pooper? I look forward to this holiday because I get to see the city fireworks show right from my front yard.
4thPartyPooper - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
The 4th renders me nervous, because of all the loud Noise & Drunkeness on the roads!! And how I hate stripes, . . . especially in red/wht/Blue!! My Scotty dog goes "on Alert' every 4th; she gets jumpy . . . Yes, Sir, it's true, I dislike the Fourth!

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