Song Parodies -> Wreck The Songs

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

  
Parody Song Title:

"Wreck The Songs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

wreck the songs...that is our folly
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
rip the tunes, that some find jolly
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
wrongly scrawled, this gay ol' carol
ha ha ha.....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
leave it edgy, cruel and sterile
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha

now, the time of yule's upon us
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
smite the verse and boil the chorus
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
keep those rhymes in faithful measure
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha....ha
change the words that people treasure
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha

take a lay that charms the masses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
shock those poor ol' lads and lasses
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha
slap the fool thing all together
ha ha ha....ha ha ha....ha....ha...ha
laugh or cry, i don't know whether
ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha....ha....ha



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AFW - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Top shelf idea..as chock full of humor as toys and candy in a Christmas stocking....the "Ha ha" lines are great..
Rex - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...especially liked "smite the verse and boil the chorus".
littleCupCakes - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
555 Sir Alvin, Duke of Roads ! This is truly delightful, Sir!!!
Peter Andersson - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Bull's Eye on the Season!
2Eagle - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"Change the words that people treasure." That's a gem. It is what Am I Right is all about.
alvin - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, rex, littleCupCakes, peter and 2eagle
Invisible Boy - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job on this. I love reflective parodies. alvin, I'm a little worried about John Barry. He's had no posts in the last two days. Do you think one of us should go over and check on him ?
Guy - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Very refreshing Alvin. I liked all the lines the other commenters have quoted and what a son of a song wrecker this one is. What IB said about "reflective" as well. And yes IB - Not like Sir John to be out of school this long.
Red Ant - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
"Making fun of music... one song at a time". Good suff, Alvin.
alvin - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks IB...i hear that JB was visited 3 times lately by the ghost of screamin' jay hawkins and he's a little too freaked out to post right now...thanks guy and red ant
LittleFartFace - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Mutilate some weenie music - wo, wo, wo, wo,.........
alvin - July 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LittleFartFace....lol

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