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Song Parodies -> "Bing Would Yell"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"Bing Would Yell"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

dashin' dynamo
was a big force in his day
quite a big deal, we know
fashioned songs his way
mellow voice would ring
makin' christmas bright
oh what fun when crosby sings
let's hear his song tonight

oh...bing would yell...bing would yell
christmas, white, he'd say
oh what lungs, he had alright
when he put them on display...hey !
oh...bing would yell...bing would yell
christmas, white, he'd say
oh what lungs, he had alright
when he put them on display

twas many moons ago
this song was first derived
he must have sang it right
each season, its revived
though some folks thought it stank
and it sure took some shots
this ol' crooner, i sure thank
cause i still like it lots

oh...bing would yell...bing would yell
christmas, white, he'd say
oh what lungs, he had alright
when he put them on display...hey !
oh...bing would yell...bing would yell
christmas, white, he'd say
oh what lungs, he had alright
when he put them on display




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John Barry - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Der Bingle Kringle jingle tickles my funny bone.
littleCupCakes - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
555: This is great!
alvin - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john and littleCupCakes
Invisible Boy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
"The horse was lean and lank"----"though some folks thought it stank"...very nice 61 views and only 3 comments ???? come on people...stop lurking !!!!
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm makin it 4. This is noteworthy and deserves comment, good, bad or indifferent. I think I was happier before Chuckie put the cheesy counter up.
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I had a whole lot more on the comment I left. Somehow the beast hiccuped and my bytes bit the dust. )-:= I'll try to reconstruct. I love the way you arranged the lyrics and syntax in this parody. It has the same charm as the crooner did with his melodious vocalizations when it is read. It is no wonder you have gotten so many views. Al & IB - Have you ever googled yourself? I have & there is at any given time numerous copies of my parodies that have been ripped off the screen and pasted on these cheesy little websites. The least they can do is acknowlege you in a comment before they go and plaster it onto their crappy little GAF sites. OK I'm off the soapbox now. Going to have to catch the rest of these parodies over the weekend and comment on the ones that are worthy. The time just ran off on me tonight. Ciao
alvin - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks IB...heck, i just write this for my own amusement anyway, if others come along for the ride, great...and thanks guy...when i google myself, the first entry is my author page on amiright , the second is one of my recent parodies and the third is some other guy named alvin rhodes who is pushing his CD called "i love you"

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