Song Parodies -> 12 Days Of Sickness...

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

  
Parody Song Title:

"12 Days Of Sickness..."

Parody Written by:

Smore

On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
a marijuana tree
On the second day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the third day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid and a marijuana tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my dealer gave to me,
5 OPIATES, 4 xtc pills, 3 lines of coke, 2 hits of acid, and a marijuana tree
By the sixth day of Christmas, i was too f*cked up to see...
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Pacing: 3.1
 
How Funny: 3.6
 
Overall Rating: 3.4
 

Total Votes: 95
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RogueSiren - December 11, 2002 - Report this comment
SOunds a bit too much like STG's 12 days of bong...
lebeiw15 - December 12, 2002 - Report this comment
Where's the other half?
ems - December 14, 2002 - Report this comment
i hav 1 thing(if u can count this as 1) 2 say: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sooooooooo funny
Amber - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
Nice. Funny, but if it was longer, it would be better.
kelaal - May 08, 2003 - Report this comment
this was HILARIOUS, even though the idea is repulsive :P
WhizkidF - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
HOLY HANDEL!!!NOT ANOTHER DRUG SONG!!!WHAT WILL SMALL CHILDREN THINK!!!!!?
Hoeveel - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
WhizkidF - Calm down. Don't you see? This is a warning about how marra-jew-arna is a gateway to other drugs. It has a message.
Johhny Badnote - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Lebeiw; it's incomplete, so I had to vote low on the pacing.

And isn't this parody called "12 days of sickness"? If so, why aren't the lyrix "On the first day of sickness.." etc?
lolg - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ahhh haaahaaahaa
jenna - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
just found this site, I love your song! Great imagination! This rocks
AugenBlau - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
So where's the rest of the song???????????
mark - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment
y do people keep asking for the other half of the song? the point is that there isnt 1, by the 6th day he was too wasted to realise what he was takin!!!
Nicki - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
LLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMME!!!!
shawn teo - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
ok
Lighthouse - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I think there is a better effect of leaving it only 1/2 way - it gets the message accross and there is a more humourous result.

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