Song Parodies -> Mark Those Hair-gelled Models Free

Original Song Title:

"Hark! The Harold Angels Sing"

Original Performer:

Christmas

  
Parody Song Title:

"Mark Those Hair-gelled Models Free"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

Parody number 201!!!
Mark those Hair-Gelled Models free
Handsome guys get everything
Hot sports cars, and Penthouse models
Dates with strippers never mild
Handsome all these carefree guys
Work for millions, trim those thighs
With great bodies, bring great fame
Ice and bling we give to them
Mark those Hair-Gelled models free
Handsome guys get everything

Males who're fashion born get free things
Hail the men with handsomeness
Day and Night they look sexy
Though I'm straight I look and dream
Styled they get their paychecks by
Bring that man free pumpkin pie
Bring that man all that he's worth
Bring and give him the whole Earth
Mark those Hair-Gelled models free
Handsome men get everything!!!
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Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the tribute, Matthias. I actually did get everything for Christmas; now I just have to find a place for it. Also, in case you were wondering, "Faiure" is dumbass-speak for "Congratulations on."
Matthias - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff, I didn't know you were a Hair-Gell Model! Well as they say in dumbass-speak... Gohouy! (Translation: Thanks)

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