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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Elves Are Scary Little Creatures"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Santa's Elves Are Scary Little Creatures"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
santa's elves are scary little creatures
they cause children fright
from now on
those vermin should be out of sight
santa's elves are scary little creatures
they cause kids dismay
from now on
those half-pints should be hid away
starin' out
like they're in a daze
with a steely gaze
they bore
they're not friends
they cause fear in us
don't come near to us
we roar
they appear
and lurk around together
we'll get by somehow
cowards, that they are
we will be safe for now
but santa's elves are scary little creatures
wow
they cause children fright
from now on
those vermin should be out of sight
santa's elves are scary little creatures
they cause kids dismay
from now on
those half-pints should be hid away
starin' out
like they're in a daze
with a steely gaze
they bore
they're not friends
they cause fear in us
don't come near to us
we roar
they appear
and lurk around together
we'll get by somehow
cowards, that they are
we will be safe for now
but santa's elves are scary little creatures
wow
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Right on, Alvin! I'm so tired of the way those north pole bastards give us elves a bad name!!
This made me think of the "It's A Small World After All" ride gone bad (Disneyworld...probably Disneyland as well).
thanks arwen and jeff
Way to tell it like it is- 555!
yeah, I'd hate to see Santa's elves' "Tech Support Fred" - he'd be a piece of work - 555
They ARE pretty scary, come to think of it. '5s
thanks kim and ally, stuart and mac
Now I've heard everything...elfaphobia? Great job, Al...555
thanks kristof
Another one I missed the first time around. But, near as I can tell, the only reason to be afraid of Elves is when you forget their birthdays... January, right, honey? I hope, I hope?
If your afraid of Santa dose that mean you have Cluasediphobia?
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