The Pub Over There

I've never been for a spicey curry as i did last night,
I've never been in a pub-fight ,
I've never seen so many men ask for a donna kabab,
They're looking for the local chippy, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that KFC open,
Or the macdonelds down the street that catch your eyes,
I have been blind;

The pub over there is inviting me in, Beer to Beer,
Its open all hours, ,Servering 8 till 3
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this fruit machine by my side,
I'll never forget how i hit the jackpot last night;

I've never been out to the pub since i did the other night,
I've still never been in a pub-fight, I would have lost,
I've never seen so many men que to go to the bog,
And when it was time to lock up, it took my breath away,
And I have never had such a good night,
Such a feeling of the after effects of several pints of beer, as i remembered last night;

The pub over there is inviting me in, Beer to Beer,
Its open all hours, ,Servering between 8 till 3
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this fruit machine by my side,
I'll never forget how i hit the jackpot last night;

I never will forget the doors to the pub...
The pub over there, The pub over there,
The pub over there, My pub over there,

Im gonna vomit...