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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Fegelein"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Fegelein"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Just a little ode to the SS general who eventually gained memehood for being a prankster in the Downfall parodies.
Mr. Fegelein, I am so pissed
What is it with you, that kept me from bliss
You bit my lips, and clogged up my toilet
And then you laughed when you messed my lawnmower.*

Fegelein, leave me alone
This ain't no party, so go back home
Why you stung me with those bees?
Mr. Fegelein, I am so pissed

Mr. Fegelein, I am so pissed
What is it with you, that kept me from bliss
Why did you hire, a colonial prankster?**
It then came to the point you puked my dresser

Fegelein, leave me alone
This ain't no party, so go back home
Why you stung me with those bees? Ouch!
Mr. Fegelein, I am so pissed

Mr. Fegelein,
(Wie bitte?)
I am so pissed
Give me a break, dear lad, I am barely asleep
Why would you paste my mug on Playboy covers?
And sell my lovely stache for loads on eBay?

Mr. Fegelein, I am too old
(I am too old)
Would it be better if you were out cold
Cut it out, I'm mighty pissed.
Mr Fegelein, bitte, please, please, please
Mr Fegelein, I am so pissed
* - Referring to the video when Hitler's lawnmower was tampered with.
** - Felicity Merriman from the American Girl series, who is being depicted as a fellow prankster.

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Callmelennie - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein! .. That's German for three fives, right?
Jonathan - April 08, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm here to bring you three 5's

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