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Song Parodies -> "Im In Love With Your Sister Jessica"

Original Song Title:

"Im In Love With Your Sister"

Original Performer:

Chingo Bling

Parody Song Title:

"Im In Love With Your Sister Jessica"

Parody Written by:

Jessica

The Lyrics

o yea esmeralda Ven Paca
Porque Estas Enojada Eh
Y U Mad?
Well Maybe If You Stayed Home More And Didnt Go Out With Your Friends
Id Be More Happier
So Now I Got To Depend On Your Sister
Dont Get Crazy With Her
She Just Helping Me Out
O yea I Wrote A Song About Her
Mira
Once A Week She Cooks Tamales
In Her Cocina In
The Kitchen There I See Ju Girl
Tell Me Can We Start Eating
Me Dijo No
You See My Hyna Dont Like what She's Doin
Cause Her Hermana Gets Attention
Now My Lady Wants To Throw Me Out The House Because I Mentiond
That Im In Love With jessica
Shes Cookin Shes Lookin Real Firme
Baby Please Take It Easy
Im In Love With jessica
She Washes The Dishes With Soap And
She Washes My Socks And Calcones
Im In Love With jessica
No Complaining Im Saying She Staying
She Even Beat Me At Playstation
Im In Love With jessica
She Watches Novelas George Lopez
Por Favor Mija No Llorez Shes....... Every Vatos Dream
Shes Gods Gift To Earth
Shes Not Dat Pretty
But Beauty Dont Only Come In Skirts
Shes Not A Freaky Hyna
But She Knows Aunt Jemima
Girl Cook Me Breakfast She Knows Memo Is A Hardcore Rhymer
Not Your Memo Keep It Ghetto Ven Heremana Yo Te Quiero
Let Me See That Recipe I Want You Standing Next To Me
Eating Rice And Menudo
She Know She Got Me When Crudo
Thats All I Got To Say Bout That Girl
That Im In Love With jessica
Shes Cookin Shes Lookin Real Firme
Baby Please Take It Easy Im In Love With jessica
She Washes The Dishes With Soap And
She Washes My Socks And Calcones
Im In Love With jessica
No Complaining Im Saying She Staying
She Even Beat Me At Playstation
Im In Love With jessica
She Watches Novelas George Lopez
Por Favor Mija No Llorez
Im I Love With jessica
Sister 1
jessica Sabes Que? What U Been Lookin For My Man For Eh?
Sister 2
Cuz U Aint Got No Food At Your House
Sister 1
What Chu Mean I Aint Got No Food At My House?
Sister 2
Feedin All Those Babies U Got Cuz U Been Sleepin Around
Sister 1
Dont Even B Talkin To Me About Sleeping Around!
Sister 2
Why Your Man At My House All The Time?
Sister 1
Girl Didnt U Just Hear Mi I Said I Got Enchaladaz At My House For Him
Sister 2
Enchaladaz Mija What?
Sister 1 Girl U Dont Need My Recipe
Sister 2 No I Think He Likes Comming To My House Cuz I Do His Dishez I Do His Laundry
Sister 1 Any Ways Im The Only One That Does His Laundry And Cooks His Food
Sister 2
Or So U Thought! Cuz Im In Love With jessica Shes Cookin Shes Lookin Real Firme
Baby Please Take It Easy
Im Love With jessica
She Washes The Dishes With Soap And
She Washes My Socks And Calcones
Im In Love With jessica
No Complaining Im Saying She Staying
She Even Beat Me At Playstation
Im In Love With jessica
She Watches Novelas George Lopez
Por Favor Mija No Llorez
Im In Love With jessica Chingo Ang Jaina Talk
So There It Is Right There Mija U Understand Me Dont B Mad U Noe
I Luv U So What U Gunna Do Leave? Fine Il Catch U Laters
(esmeralda Leaves Door Slames)
Babe Im Jus Kidding Come Back!

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