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Song Parodies -> "The Master... J-A-B"
Original Song Title:
"Fun Counting... 1,2,3"
Original Performer:
Children's Workshop
Parody Song Title:
"The Master... J-A-B"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
JAB is the Number 1 parodist on AIR who writes artistic, linguistic masterpieces while I, in my unbalanced dying insanity, stick to my W3 routine (War, Women, Weapons) and those topics that are controversial, politically incorrect, or eminate from deep down in the darkness of my inner void . This parody dedicated to JAB's mastery of the Artistry. If he were to reside in fantasy, his place would be in parody Avalon. I would be in parody Amaurot! (Yes, go run and look that up)!
J-A-B
King of the Artistry
Fine vocabulary
Human dictionary
J-A-B
Gets Triple-5 ratings
Poetic lyrical strings
Subjected to fine-tunings
J-A-B
3000 parodies
That he writes cunningly
Filled with hilarity
(They're such a joy to read)
His
Avocation subjugation
Brings us to our knees
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
King of the Artistry
Fine vocabulary
Human dictionary
J-A-B
Gets Triple-5 ratings
Poetic lyrical strings
Subjected to fine-tunings
J-A-B
3000 parodies
That he writes cunningly
Filled with hilarity
(They're such a joy to read)
His
Avocation subjugation
Brings us to our knees
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
The Master... J-A-B
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Rob, you are much too kind, and I am greatly appreciative. I must return the favor some day.
NP JAB, you deserve it. You are on one end of the parody line of productivity with the Artistry and I am the opposite in productivity through negativite creativity ;-D
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