Lets all sing like the ravens sing -
Quark, quark, quark, quark, quark!
Lets all sing like the corvoids sing -
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
Let's caterwaul like the tomcats do -
Give your throat some work.
Give it all that you've got -
You'll get rid of the snot.
Squak, squak, squak, squak, squak!

Let's all teach Mr. Poe to sing -
He needs therapy.
Mr. Poe has a Gothic thing -
(spoken) Nevermore? What kinda boid says a woid like that?
Lenore left you for another man -
Get a life, Weenie!
Get a clue from the birds -
Write some more cheerful words.
Change the scenery.

Let's all sing like the ravens sing -
Clockety, clock, clock, clock.
Ravens sing almost anything -
Wok, wok, wok, wok, wok.
They don't swear like the parrots swear -
They don't want to shock.
They are much too genteel -
That gives them their appeal.
Mock the way they talk.