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Song Parodies -> "The Retarded Alphabet Song"

Original Song Title:

"A You're Adorable"

Original Performer:

Children's song

Parody Song Title:

"The Retarded Alphabet Song"

Parody Written by:

Katyusha Ivanov

The Lyrics

"A" you're an arrogant
"B" you're so boastful
"C" you're so careless and you're mean.
"D" you're a dirty freak and "E" you're emotional
"F" you're a f*cking piece of sh*t
"G" you're so gullable
"H" you're the one I hate
"I" you're a selfish Ignorant
"J" we're like Jar-of-fart
"K" you're a killer,
"L" you're a liar and you suck.

"M" - "N" - "O" - "P" I wan't to kick your ass
"Q" - "R" - "S" - "T" alphabetically speaking, you're a fag
"U" made my day so bad
"V" means you're very bad,
"W" - "X" - "Y" - "Z"...
It's fun to wander through the alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me!

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 7

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Nancy - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Very vulgar and inappropriate. Like Mapplethorpe art. 1's
Darius Whitehead - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
This Song Parody Ain't For Kids. Only The Original Song Is, Not This Parody Song.
Anonymous - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, still, the author let's us down by not really using the letters M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, W, X, Y, Z which is almost HALF the alphabet!!! So she's:
M for Moron
N for Nitwit
O for Offensive
P for Pathetic
Q for Qwazy (Elmer Fudd)
R for Repulsive
S for Stupid
T for Thundercunt
W for Worthless
X for X-rated
Y for Yeast-infected
Z for Zombie
Rob Arndt - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Interesting. Katyusha btw is Russian for "Little Katy" from a folk song. It was the BM-21 rocket launcher. Germans dubbed it " Stalin's Organ." A very devastating weapon. Of course, Germany had it's Nebelwerfers (lit Smoke Throwers) which the Allies called "Moaning Minnies" or " Screaming Mimi's." FYI
Zoe - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
What's a thundercunt?
Factoid - June 28, 2018 - Report this comment
A very, very b* tchy woman with a loud mouth. Often described as a fat b* tchy woman.

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