The water in the toilet goes round and round-
Round and round-
Round and round.
Oh, the water in the toilet goes round and round-
And it all goes down.

Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
Up and down-
Up and down.
Oh, the handle on the toilet goes up and down-
And it all goes down.

And the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
Flush, flush flush-
Flush, flush, flush.
Oh, the water in the tank goes flush, flush, flush-
And it all goes down.

And the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle.
Oh, the number ones go tinkle, tinkle, tinkle-
And it all goes down.

And the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop-
Poop, poop, poop.
Oh, the number twos go poop, poop, poop-
And it all goes down.

And the people passing gas go fart, fart, fart-
Fart, fart fart-
Fart, fart, fart.
Oh, the people passing gas go fart, fart fart-
But it doesn't go down!