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Song Parodies -> "Sword"

Original Song Title:

"Claws"

Original Performer:

Charli XCX

Parody Song Title:

"Sword"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a tamer version of the song.
Like your mind
Like your smile
Like your eyes
I could live
Aeroplane, you answer by
Singing songs by my friends

Party time
Hop inside
We're so high
Rollercoaster ride
Flying bright
Kiss me right, yeah
That's so nice

I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you

So, don't you want the sword back?
'Cause I know when I know I don't wanna be alone
Don't you want the sword back?
'Cause I know when I know I wanna go

I'm not shy
Make you sigh
Knight 'N Shine
Up my thighs
I would feel just majestic
Sorry if I make you cry

Party time
Hop inside
We're so high
Rollercoaster ride
Majestic
Switching sides, yeah
That's so nice

I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you
I like, I like, I like, I like, I like everything about you

So, don't you want the sword back?
'Cause I know when I know I don't wanna be alone
Don't you want the sword back?
'Cause I know when I know I wanna go

I, I, I, I, I, I think about you
I, I, I, I, I, everything about you
(Everything about you)
(Every) Yeah
(Everything about you)
(Everything about you)
(Everything about you, every)
(Everything about you)
(Everything)
The song feels good and majestic to it.

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