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Song Parodies -> "Ashkicksass can"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

Parody Song Title:

"Ashkicksass can"

Parody Written by:

Cookie-man

The Lyrics

This is a song for my buddy Ashkicksass. She and I are both fairly new to this but I have been very pleased with what she has written so far. Keep up the good work girl! ;)
Who can take a hit song
make it something new?
Write an awesome parody
in just an hour or two?

Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can
Ashkickass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good

Who's an awesome writer?
I think she's really fly
Pokes fun at the songs
and makes me laugh until I cry?

Ashkicksass can?

Yes Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good

Ashkicksass makes
Everything she writes
Satisfying and delicious
Makes fun of all their childhood wishes
Parodies hits not misses

Writes of Harry Potter
And Lord of the Rings
Personal embarassment
And lots of other things

Ashkicksass can

Yes Ashkicksass can

Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love
And makes her parodies good
And the world laughs hard cause Ashkicksass thinks they should

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mac - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Cookie-man. Some nice lines in there.
Arwen - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Not only does Ash kick ass...but so does this parody! And you're SO right, Cookie!! 555!!!
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Share the love!! "We are the world, we are the...". A fitting tribute to a very talented writer and a potential Amiright Legend Of The Future (TM: K. Robertson 2004) Well done, biscuit-guy!! 555
Forteen and Baeutiful - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a baeutiful tribute.
Cookie-man - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you mac, Arwen, Kristoff, & Forteen! I am so glad you liked it. If Ash keeps up with the way she is going I know she will become a legend in no time!
Ashkicksass - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD! I was camping all weekend so I just saw this. But I am speechless. And so so so flattered. Thank you Cookie man! I'm completely blown away. And thanks to everyone else for agreeing!
Johnny D - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man, this is sweet indeed.
Ashkicksass - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D, where have you been?
Cookie-man - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny! Coming from you that is an incredible compliment. I think your work is AWESOME! And don't be so modest Ash. YOU ROCK!!!
Johnny D - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Aw shucks, C-man, I'm speechless! Thanks! Ashkicksass, I've been around, just really busy with non-Internet things (my "real life", nyuk nyuk!) this past week or so.
Ashkicksass - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man! I was just reading this again, you know, to stroke my ego, and I realized that I didn't tell you how great it was! It's fabulous. Thanks again! You made my friggin' year!
Cookie-man - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Just remember you don't want to stroke it to much or you might break it! LMAO!!!!! Just kiddin' Ash! ;)
nally - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't heard the original in a while, but I know it quite well. Looks like it's been around for about seven months though, and I'm just checking it out. I'll give it a 5-5-5.
Leo Jay - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Like Fab said, 'baeutiful'.
Jeff Hingle - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
For a great version of the original song, get Harry Connick, Jr.'s album "Songs I Heard". Great work, Cookie-man.
Cookie-man - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Nally, Leo & Jeff H! I'm so glad you all liked it! :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Groovin' , baby!

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