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Song Parodies -> "The Blanket Man!"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Parody Song Title:
"The Blanket Man!"
Parody Written by:
js11296
The Lyrics
ok, see at my friend house my friend stole my friends comforter and she became "Blanket man" i took it from her and became "evil blanket stealer" and then my friend started kicking me and stuff, until i gave it back. COMMENTS AT THE BOTTOM
Who can knock your teeth out?
Kick you in the mouth
Also while she's at it even
break a rib or two?
The Blanket Man!
Oh yes the Blanket Man can
And she does it with a smile and she enjoys it, too.
Who can poke your eye out?
Kick you in the nose?
Make it so you don't have any feeling in your toes
The Blanket Man!
The Blanket Man can
And she won't even care a bit if she injures you.
The Blanket Man hates
Everyone who steals
His stolen and comfy blanket(s)
It's a comforter--you wouldn't hate it
But whatever you do don't take it!
Who can take your ribs out
Stomp them down for you
And while she is at it she may break a bone or two?
The Blanket Man can cause she is very violent
And makes the world *lock-their-blankets-in-a-closet
And the world *locks-their-blankets-in-a-closet cause the Blanket Man would steal them good.
Kick you in the mouth
Also while she's at it even
break a rib or two?
The Blanket Man!
Oh yes the Blanket Man can
And she does it with a smile and she enjoys it, too.
Who can poke your eye out?
Kick you in the nose?
Make it so you don't have any feeling in your toes
The Blanket Man!
The Blanket Man can
And she won't even care a bit if she injures you.
The Blanket Man hates
Everyone who steals
His stolen and comfy blanket(s)
It's a comforter--you wouldn't hate it
But whatever you do don't take it!
Who can take your ribs out
Stomp them down for you
And while she is at it she may break a bone or two?
The Blanket Man can cause she is very violent
And makes the world *lock-their-blankets-in-a-closet
And the world *locks-their-blankets-in-a-closet cause the Blanket Man would steal them good.
copyrighted. *the line lock-their-blankets-in-a-closet is to be said very fast, as a joke. so dont take off points for that line being too long, its supposed to be like that.
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OK, I'll cut you some slack based on your bottom-comment - good job, funny little story.
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