I am getting drunk in a small irish pub
I am gettomg drunk in a small irish pub
Oh, that beer, yes beer will intoxicate me

And they say that the beer will help us
It eases the problems and pains
I hold on to the lid of the toilet
Cause I drank too much yesterday

Someone told me it was harmless
But how can that be
Look what beer gave us
A world full of domestic abuse,
Accidental babies
And I drove my car into a tree

And they say that the beer will help us
It eases the problems and pains
I hold on to the lid of the toilet
Cause I drank too much yesterday
uhhgg

Its 2 am and all the bars are closing
And the room still isn't spinning
I've got a 6 pack at home
I guess thats just gonna have to do.

And they say that the beer will help us
It eases the problems and pains
I hold on to the lid of the toilet
Cause I drank too much yesterday

And they're saying drink us
please drink us
And have a hangover the next day
And they're saying drink us
Please drink us
And have a hangover the next day
Just drink us
Just drink us
And have a hangover the next
day
Blllaaahh