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Song Parodies -> "Got A Crush On Slash"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty and the Beast"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion and Peobo Bryson

Parody Song Title:

"Got A Crush On Slash"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Embarassinly enough I found myself daydeaming wile watching the Disney Movie Beauy and the Beast. lol. But the daydream led me to dust off some of my old favorite CD's from back when. And write this.
Forgot Axl Rose
Forgot spandex clothes
Plum forgot the band
Then I cleaned my van
Found my old CD’s

In between loose change
Underneath the dash
Couldn’t help but stare
Lost in all that hair
Got a crush on Slash

He looks just the same
Came as a surprise
And just like before
Never was quite sure
If the guy had eyes

Bracelets, curls, and fame
Easy on the eyes
Pedal on the floor
To the music store
Bought, Estranged and Lies

I loved G-N-R
Memorized each song
Now I bought his book
Guess I’m kind of hooked
Millions can’t be wrong

Guitar hero III
Cost me all my cash
Snake pit’s melodies
Line my CD trees
Got a crush on Slash

How his cigarette
Forms one great big ash
Got a crush on Slash

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BabyRuth - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it!! I was more of an Axl girl back in the day, but Slash definitely aged way better!!! Awesome idea, great job!
Marie248 - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you BabyRuth :-)

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