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Song Parodies -> "Read And Weep Chuck Schumer"

Original Song Title:

"Weeping, Sad and Lonely"

Original Performer:

C C Sawyer and Henry Tucker (1862) - Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Read And Weep Chuck Schumer"

Parody Written by:

Coral Snake

The Lyrics

Chuck Schumer, TRAITOR!!!, All your lies for gun control are in vain when the jury nullification swww.pdmusic.org/civilwartarts!!!
(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Chuck Schumer, can you remember,
When you took your seat,
And became New York's Senator,
Through a big crook beat?
You're just another crook I see,
When you lied and blew,
Your oath to our Constitution,
Time for you to stew.

(CHORUS)
Read and weep, Chuck Schumer,
All of your lies are in vain, (Yes they are)
Gun control will soon be over,
When aquittals fall like rain.

(Musical Interlude)

(2.)
Chuck Schumer, we see you lying,
For gun control strong!
But for us it won't be flying,
"Not guilty's" our song.
When in courtrooms they are trying,
Gun laws we'll make plain,
That this garbage we're not buying;
Your lies are in vain.

(CHORUS)
Read and weep, Chuck Schumer,
All of your lies are in vain, (Yes they are)
Gun control will soon be over,
When aquittals fall like rain.

(Musical Interlude)

(3.)
So when comes the courtroom battle,
Gun control will fall,
Dianne Feinstein can not save it,
From the jury's call.
Ted the Swimmer's also losing,
And the one insane.
We refer to Barbera Boxer,
With her gerbil brain.

(CHORUS)
Read and weep, Chuck Schumer,
All of your lies are in vain, (Yes they are)
Gun control will soon be over,
When aquittals fall like rain.

(Musical Interlude)

(4.)
Now the gavel falls, Chuck Schumer,
And we're on our way,
Through the jury box we're fighting,
And we'll also pray.
"Not guilty" for God and liberty,
That's our verdict, see,
So to keep our starry banner,
Emblem of the free.

(CHORUS)
Read and weep, Chuck Schumer,
All of your lies are in vain, (Yes they are)
Gun control will soon be over,
When aquittals fall like rain.

MIDI - Weeping, Sad and Lonely or When this Cruel War is Over: at www.pdmusic.org/civilwar Look under Domestic Scenes

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