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Song Parodies -> "All For Nothing"

Original Song Title:

"All Er Nothin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cast of Oklahoma

Parody Song Title:

"All For Nothing"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Welcome to the ninth (penultimate) selection in my Occupy series to the songs from Oklahoma. The finale is also posted today. As the activities begin to lose their novelty for a jaded public, the movement is forced to use more dramatic and confrontational tactics to stay before its media apologists. In this atmosphere, the anarchists, G-20 protesters, S.E.I.U. thugs, and assorted whackos will turn increasingly to even more lawless behavior. After all, take away the anti-social acts and what do you have? A boring Tea Party rally! Here are the directions from the "leaders" and the responses. ;D



You've got to make your protests much more vi'lent
If you are gonna make the evening news.
You cannot make a fuss if you are silent.
You've got to act up when you state your views.
You've got to threaten all those right-wing liars,
But now you folks are jumping off the boat.
For soon you'll just be passing out your flyers
Or even worse, you'll merely go and vote!

If you want all the media to buy it - RIOT!
Embrace all deeds of lawless anarchy - ful-ly!
So like G-Twenty mobs you should be learning - burning!
You'll be the toast of M.S.N.B.C.!
You'll be blessed by Big O. and Pe-lo-si!

Our movement's started winding down.
Not all our legions are staying.
We couldn't even make up our lost ground
With that campus cop's pepper spraying!
We've got to step up our affairs
And spit on the the Constitution.
Let's blow up things like O.'s bud Bill Ayres!
Then we'll have our revolution!


So give us all for nothing!
All demands or there will be war!
If you don't heed Van Jones
We're gonna break some bones!
So screw you! We've got Michael Moore!

Give us all free homes and - free college, too.
High pay jobs whatever we do.
Trillions in Obamacare well spent.
And don't you liars say there's no money.
Take it from the one percent! (The filthy leeches!)
Take it from the one percent!


(Brief instrumental break)


Give us more Fannie Mae! (Dodd/Frank!)
Give us more Freddie too! (Whoo Hoo!)
If you don't you'll know what we'll do.

We will tie up the towns, shut down the schools.
Beat up kids of all the rich fools.
Trash workplaces of you parasites!
We know that we will not get arrested.
It's in our First Amendment Rights! (A.C.L.U. says!!)
It's in our First Amendment Rights!


Just give us all for nothing!
We must stay resilient and hard.
We cannot do enough
'Cause Axelrod and Plouffe (1)
Demand we play the class hate card.

So we'll camp in the park, prowl after dark.
Don't want jobs 'cause this is a lark.
Defecate on cop cars, raise a fuss.
We'll shout down all who dare to oppose us!
Free Speech means only for us! (And all our backers!)
Free Speech means only for us! (Just for us slackers!)
Free Speech means only for us!



(1) - David Plouffe and David Axelrod, head functionaries of the Re-elect Obama campaign. One more and I'll move on...but never MoveOn. ;D

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alvin - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
fives or something !
Barry J. Mitchel - November 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I think a syllable is missing in the last three lines, but that's nuthin' compared to all the rest. It might have been even better as a dialogue (OWS vs. TEA).

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