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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Covita (full)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Original Performer:

Cast Of Evita

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Covita (full)"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tZVnbDq9B4
It won't be deadly
You'll think it's bad
When I try to explain 'bout this China virus
That it's just like the flu
You can cure it with bleech

You all wear face masks
Six feet away
From your family and friends
Although it's just a virus

From Asia

In restaurants
And theaters new rules

I soon found out I'm wrong
I'm forced to change

Couldn't listen to my own selfish heart
Anymore

Than my own White House staffers
Following the guidelines
So I chose normal

Getting up close
Showing my face fully
But nothing
Made it better
At all
I really
Expected it to

Don't cry for me White House staffers
The truth is I will infect you
All through my tweeting
My mad existence
I broke my promise
Won't keep my distance

And as for Fauci
And for the CDC
I never invited them in
Though it seemed

To the US
They were all that they need
They are jackasses
They're not
The solutions they promised to be

The answer I thought
Was in
My own hands
I hate you
But hope you love me
Don't cry for me White House staffers

Don't cry for me White House staffers
The truth is I will infect you
All through my tweeting
My mad existence
I broke my promise
Won't keep my distance

I always say too much
Never mind the thousands of lies I have told to you
As for wearing masks and acting sane
That is nothing that I will ever do

Don't cry for me secret service
Though COVID might just well kill you
While on my joyride
I spread the virus
I broke my promise
Won't keep my distance

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