ANNIE: Anything I can do, you can do better
......You can do anything better than me
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, yes, you can

FRANK: Anything I can be, you can be greater
......Sooner or later you're greater than me
ANNIE: No, I'm not
FRANK: Yes, you are
ANNIE: No, I'm not
FRANK: Yes, you are
ANNIE: No, I'm not
FRANK: Yes, you are, yes you are

FRANK: You can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
ANNIE: You can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
FRANK: You can live on bread and cheese
ANNIE: And only on that?
FRANK: Yes.
ANNIE: Well, so can a rat

FRANK: Any note I can reach, you can go higher
ANNIE: You can sing anything higher than me
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, you can
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can

ANNIE: Anything I can buy, you can buy cheaper
......you can buy anything cheaper than me
FRANK: Fifty cents
ANNIE: Forty cents
FRANK: Thirty cents
ANNIE: Twenty cents
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, yes, you can

FRANK: Anything I can say, you can say softer
ANNIE: You can say anything softer than me
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, yes, you can

FRANK: You can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
ANNIE: You can do it quicker and get even sicker
FRANK: You can open any safe
ANNIE: Without being caught?
FRANK: Sure
ANNIE: That's what I thought (great, I'm a crook!)

FRANK: Any note I can hold, you can hold longer
ANNIE: You can hold any note longer than me
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't - well, just this once.

ANNIE: Anything I can wear, you can wear better
......In what I wear, you'd look better than me
FRANK: In my coat
ANNIE: In my vest
FRANK: In my shoes
ANNIE: In my hat
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, yes, you can

FRANK: Anything I can say, you can say faster
ANNIE: You can say anything faster than me
FRANK: NoIcan't
ANNIE: Yesyoucan
FRANK: NoIcan't
ANNIE: Yesyoucan
FRANK: NoIcan't
ANNIE: Yesyoucan
FRANK: NoIcan't
ANNIE: Yesyoucan

FRANK: You can wear a girdle
ANNIE: You can wear a hurdle
FRANK: You can knit a sweater
ANNIE: You can fill it better
FRANK: You can do most anything
ANNIE: Can I bake a pie?
FRANK: No... but neither can I

FRANK: Anything I can sing, you can sing sweeter
ANNIE: You can sing anything sweeter than me
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Oh, yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can
FRANK: No, I can't, can't, can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can, can, can, can
FRANK: No, I can't
ANNIE: Yes, you can