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Song Parodies -> "Everytime We Meet"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime We Touch"

Original Performer:

Cascada

Parody Song Title:

"Everytime We Meet"

Parody Written by:

MerokoSanjou

The Lyrics

I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me.
It's so annoying so please. . .
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's easier to survive.

'Cause every time we meet, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I want to die.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to end.
Need you to die.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel this static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
because I'm begging God,
to push you away,
Want you out of my life.

Your arms are my trash can, your heart is my garbage.
They multiply tears that I cry.

The good and the bad times, we've been through the bad ones.
You make me fall, when I rise!

'Cause every time we meet, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I want to die.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to end.
Need you to die.
'Cause every time we touch, I feel this static.
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky.
because I'm begging God,
to push you away,
Want you out of my life.

'Cause every time we meet, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss I want to die.
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to end.
Need you to die.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

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Below Average Dave - July 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, the idea was actually very funny. . .what I have to point out, and the reason I had to give you a '4' on pacing is pretty much every other line is either really short or over on pacing, to where I'd have to stretch quite a bit to make it fit. 5 on funny, great break up song idea, I'd fine tune it, but good idea! Here are some examples. . . "It's so annoying so please. . . " to "I still feel your touch in my dreams" doesn't quite fit, but "You are so annoying, Girl please" would fit a little better and not lose anything to your lyrics. Where you use 'easier' instead of hard, because of stretching that she does you could get away with "just might" but Easier is too long, and you'd need to change it's to "I" for my idea to work correctly "And every time we kiss I want to die." is again just off enough to be awkward when singing, perhaps "And every time we kiss I just want to die" That's what I mean pacing is off all over the map, but it's a little fine tuning. Try to perform it to the OS and that will help with pacing.

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