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Song Parodies -> "Please Fix My Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Felix The Cat"

Original Performer:

Cartoon Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Please Fix My Cat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

please fix my cat
my often parturient cat
she'll have a brood of five or six
she's always up to the same ol' tricks
please fix my cat
my wonderfully prolific cat
the times are hard
more food it takes
my lord, it'll drive ya bats
if you don't fix
promiscuous cats

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Guy - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Cats in heat sound worse than bagpipes - get that cat fixed and fast. They used to get into my back yard at night and start with their mating calls - I just loose my three border collies and they scat fast. They now detour around my privacy fence at night since my female border collie took a chunk out of a feline that didn't quite get over the six and a half foot fence quickly enough. She can jump nearly eight feet off the ground when she gets a run at something. All the neighboorhood cats have a healthy respect for my dogs and their turf.

I used to love watching the Felix cartoons when I was a young lad. I loved his bag of tricks. Nice short and sweet parody here. A fun read for sure.
Peregrin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
You've caught another Felix fan here, alvin. This brought back wonderful childhood memories. Loved the parody as well :)
Jason - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol!!!!!!!!!! Feline fun!
Invisible Boy - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard my sides did ache
My heart went pitter-pat...
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks guy...cats in heat...sounds like beatnik porn....thanks peregrin....i was a major felix fan as a kid...i wanted my own bag of tricks....thanks jason...glad ya enjoyed...thanks IB....sounds like you may need a EKG
Agrimorfee - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
555 just for parturient...will have to remember that one.
LilCougaress - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Holy Bats ! I love this write, Sir Alvin.
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks agri....glad ya enjoyed....thanks LilCougaress.....holy indeed
Melanie Lee - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, and hilarious! Do I dare say...purr-fect? (Ouch!) Meow-Meow-Meow! (translation: 5-5-5!)
alvin - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks melanie...lol
2Eagle - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Billie Jean and cats in heat - the four legged kind and the two legged kind.
alvin - June 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....indeed

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