Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
That I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

At the drugstore, done some shoppin'
Bought generics, twenty four
When I get up to the cashier
I inquire to be sure..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
That I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

I'm a daddy with nine children
Though I use these birth controls
So, I'm thinkin' might be pin pricks
Cuz I'm careful with my rolls,,

(Repeat chorus)

Now, my girlfiend, Emmy Jo, says
That her down time's three months late
I read nineteen eighty seven
On this expiration date..

(Repeat chorus)

Can't afford them fancy Trojans
I'm on low wage, haulin' scrap
If I'm daddy, just one more time
Gonna' switch to seran wrap..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
These I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken?