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Song Parodies -> "Will The Condoms Be Unbroken"

Original Song Title:

"Will The Circle Be Unbroken"

Original Performer:

Carter Family

Parody Song Title:

"Will The Condoms Be Unbroken"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
That I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

At the drugstore, done some shoppin'
Bought generics, twenty four
When I get up to the cashier
I inquire to be sure..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
That I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

I'm a daddy with nine children
Though I use these birth controls
So, I'm thinkin' might be pin pricks
Cuz I'm careful with my rolls,,

(Repeat chorus)

Now, my girlfiend, Emmy Jo, says
That her down time's three months late
I read nineteen eighty seven
On this expiration date..

(Repeat chorus)

Can't afford them fancy Trojans
I'm on low wage, haulin' scrap
If I'm daddy, just one more time
Gonna' switch to seran wrap..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken
These I buy, Lord, buy and buy?
There's a better brand a' waitin'
But they're high, Lord, They're sky high..

Will The Condoms Be Unbroken?

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alvin rhodes - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
the cost of condoms....minimal....the cost of raising a child...hundreds of thousands.....your parody....priceless...5s
Agrimorfee - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
For some reason, "Will The Circle Be Unbroken" parodies always get me...right here. 555
Rick C - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, a wrap song parody..555
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
1987...seran wrap...you're killin' me, AFW. Superb. 555
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
My hat's off to you. Wait a minute, that could be miscontrued... Anyway, there's a Catholic high school near me, and their faith prohibits birth control... but their athletic teams are called the Trojans. Doncha just LUV irony?
AFW - September 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Agrimorfee, Rick, Kristof, and Michael for votes and clever commenting..
carol - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sending you three packs of 5's.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
perhaps your partner should cap it all with a coil ;) 555
AFW - September 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carol and Lucid.....witty comments

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