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Song Parodies -> "AK by Her Side"

Original Song Title:

"When the Dead Shall Rise"

Original Performer:

Carl Kasdan (POG)

Parody Song Title:

"AK by Her Side"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Recently, a Mexican beauty pageant winner, the 2012 Woman of Sinaloa, was killed in a running gun fight with Mexican soldiers. She was traveling with cartel members who made a stand near her native city of Guamuchil- an AK by her side. It is not uncommon in Mexico for cartels to finance and "own" young beauty contestants. Maria Susana Flores Gamez was just 20 years old and at 5' 7" was a slender, stunning brunette. But her realtionship with the cartel has ruined her name. The state prosecutor Marco Antonio Higuera called her "a common criminal." Sad.
Beauty (Queen) travels with the Beast
Gun battle with soldiers never ceased
Traveling high-speed with a cartel
Grabbed her AK and soon fell

Career went straight to hell

Slender brunette was just 20
Entered pageant for the money
Beauty- a 5’ 7” honey
“Miss Bullet” tied to drugs a-plenty

Now, she’s just a memory…

She died, AK by her side
She died, her name vilified
She died, AK by her side
She died, conflicted inside

Contestant with narco ties
Trafficking in drugs not wise
Mexican beauty won a prize
Raised a weapon, was shot, then died

Is anyone surprised?

Just a girl from Sinaloa
State where drugs did flow-yeah
Liked to live it up with players
Miss Maria Flores Gamez

Now, she's not so famous

She died, AK by her side
She died, her name vilified
She died, AK by her side
She died, conflicted inside

She died
She died
She died
She died

Couldn’t control the beast inside…

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AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Sad situation...thought this might've been about the lady recently killed by drug cartels in Mexico..but I guess your subject was on the other side...interesting parody, though.
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Maria Gamez: http://www.whatsondalian.com/news_images/50b43ebac4845_Maria%20Susana%20Flores%20Gamez2.jpg
AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I was thinking of what I saw on the news, yesterday...referring to Maria Santos Gorrostieta, the woman mayor in Mexico, who was taken and murdered
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, the other story about murder was sad. Maria Gamez, however, was the other side of the coin that played with fire and got burned...
AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Both are sad...what is it with beautiful Mexican women, to put themselves in such danger?
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I live in Cali, so hard to comment... don't want to stereotype anyone. Lots of beauty but lots of anger underneath IMO and experiences...

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