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Song Parodies -> "Ashley For Senate?"

Original Song Title:

"Minnie The Moocher"

Original Performer:

Cab Calloway

Parody Song Title:

"Ashley For Senate?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

And now the 2014 intrigues start. On Inaugaral Night, actress/self-proclaimed activist Ashley Judd expressed interest in returning to Kentucky to defeat Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell in the next election. Flaunting her advanced degrees from Harvard and her liberal cred, she proclaimed that Kentucky deserved a "fighter". I am a Kentuckian (no jokes or stereotypes, please) and our idea of a "fighter" is Louisville's own Muhammed Ali. Ms. Judd, despite her Kentucky birth and childhood, is a resident of Tennessee and was a Tennessee delegate at the Democratic convention in Charlotte. Her only true "qualification" is that she conspicuously sits courtside at all televised University of Kentucky basketball games. If the progressive wingers of the Democratic Party are confident that Ashley Judd can beat the hated Mitch McConnell, then they certainly don't know anything about the Commonwealth. Their money and effort would be used more effectively trying to get Eva Longoria elected Governor...of Idaho. ;D

We've heard Ashley Judd is - running for the Senate.
It's news that's so strange that - I couldn't invent it.
Dems are supporting - this ce-leb-ri-ty.
She'll run in Kentucky but lives in Tennessee.

Heidy Heidy Heidy Ho.
She's the darling of Big O.
Heidy Heidy Heidy Hee.
Who proposed this lunacy?

She's primed to run - to defeat Mitch McConnell,
But all her views - are like Rosie O'Donnell.
Although progressives - think she is so great,
Judd's way out of touch - with the proud Bluegrass State.

Heidy Heidy Heidy Ho.
Only leftists really know!
Heidy Heidy Heidy Hee.
She says inbreds vote for me.

She's been to Harvard - she's a redneck made good.
She'll make those hillbillies - behave as they should.
One qualification - for all that she claims:
(Double speed tempo in the background music)
She always sits at courtside - for the U.K. ball games.

Heidy Heidy Heidy Heidy Heidy Heidy Ho.
Only folks in Hollywood are really in the know.
Squidily Domp Squidily Domp Squidily Dit Dit Diddily Domp.
On the face and head of Mitch McConnell Ashley's going to stomp!

(Return to regular speed tempo)
Elites don't get - the voters of Kentucky,
So leftists there - will always be unlucky.
For local and state - folks all vote Democrat
But in Senate races - the right's where it's at.

Heidy Heidy Heidy Ho.
Can that Ashley win? Hell no!
Heidy Heidy Heidy Hee.
Mitch is bound to win, you'll see.

Stay out, don't pout, Ashley.

A word about the original song: The meter and syllables of each line shifts constantly. I really worked to make this as accurate as possible. When scoring and commenting, do as I do...judge on the merit even if you disagree with the content. And if you go political, do it with some humor and skill. ;D

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Dave W. - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
That Ashley has a little mean steak in her, always been the black sheep of the family....but I guess we have nothing to worry about..Right ?...I just hope Michelle doesn't run...Hedi, Heidi, Oh No !!!!!

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