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Song Parodies -> "Challah, Jolly Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Holly, Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Challah, Jolly Christmas"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Have a challah, jolly Christmas -
Buy a loaf for you and me.
Lose the grog and egg nog,
And have a glass of tea.

Once you had a slice of challah,
You'll keep coming back for more -
Give a treat to folks you meet,
Toss the fruitcake out the door.

Hoo hah! The menorah,
Sets the room aglow -
Everybody wants to smooch,
'Neath the mistletoe.

Have a challah, jolly Christmas,
And you'll have a lot of friends -
Oy, by golly, have challah, jolly Christmases no end.

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Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I can relate to this one...nice job combining the two holidays :)
Christie Marie M - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
For all the people who celebrate Hanukkah and Christmas!! 555!!
alvin - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
the musical equivalent of having a star of david atop your christmas tree
John Barry - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Challah cantor, Batmensch! Good parody.
AFW - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This is kosher...
PMS - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
We wish Jew a Merry Christmas...we wish...
Guy - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Vat, now leesin - no musseltoff? Doan misundertake me iz still good parody. Happy Chanuka and zame for da Chrismas. Ah-main.
Jaques - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Awesome

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