-> "Every Day (I'm A Gettin' Older)"
Original Song Title:
"Every Day"
Parody Song Title:
"Every Day (I'm A Gettin' Older)"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robiinson
The Lyrics
Every day, I'm a gettin' older
Every day my reflexes get slower
Soon my hair will be completely gray (a-hey, a-hey, hey)
Every day, toes are getting colder
Oops! It seems I've lost another molar
Getting old is such a bitch, oy vey! (oy vey, oy vey, vey)
Every day peeing's getting harder
Suddenly I am a chronic farter
What'd you say? Speak a little louder
And look at me
Every day is a little grosser
Find I'm always getting more moroser
Isn't it 'bout time you went away? (away, away, way)
Every day pain pills keep me plastered
Seems my mind drifts back into the past, sir
Don't you think it's time you went your way? (away, don't stay, hey)
What'd you say? No, I cannot hear you
Here I lay, I 've got nothing to do
Go away, you have overstayed
Your welcome with me
All the time I'm a bitching bastard
I should lighten up and get some laughs, sure
Change my act and look at life that way (I may, just may, hey)
Enjoy all my blessings every dayyyyy!!!
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