-> "Cattle in the Way"
Original Song Title:
"That'll Be the Day"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cattle in the Way"
The Lyrics
Cattle in the way
On I-45
Cattle in the way
Until I arrive
You say it ain't a problem
I know that it's jive, cause
Cattle in the way-hey-hey
When I drive
Well, you said when we came here, I wouldn't go insane here
Everything is peachy and it's sunny, too
You didn't tell me baby
The cows would drive me crazy
Endless herds I'm driving through
Well, cattle in the way
On I-45
Yes, cattle in the way
Until I arrive
Oh, you say it ain't a problem
I know that it's jive, cause
Cattle in the way-hey-hey
When I drive
Well, I used to like a steak
Or to take a burger break
Now, for goodness sake, I'm cow-averse
They crowd and they rush me, I fear that they'll crush me
Sitting on my face, or worse
Well, cattle in the way
On I-45
Yes, cattle in the way
Until I arrive
Oh, you say it ain't a problem
I know that it's jive, cause
Cattle in the way-hey-hey
When I drive
Well, cattle in the way, moo-moo
Cattle in the way, moo-moo
Cattle in the way, moo-moo
Cattle in the way
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