Song Parodies -> It Doesn't Matter, It's Al Gore
| Original Song Title: | "It Doesn't Matter Anymore" |
| Original Performer: | Buddy Holly |
| Parody Song Title: | "It Doesn't Matter, It's Al Gore" |
| Parody Written by: | Bernard Pacholek |
Am I writing this to upset my bleeding-heart little brother? Yeah, him and all you other LIEberals! Gingrich/Tancredo 2008! Yeah!
(instrumental opening)
There he goes, and, baby, here am I.
Well, he's coming here with a hue and cry.
Well, golly gee, what could he say to me?
Well, you know, it doesn't matter, it's Al Gore!
Do you remember, baby, that November
how he whined and cried nearly every night?
Well, whoopsie-daisy, how he drove us crazy.
But, you know, it doesn't matter, it's Al Gore!
There's no real global... warming.
That's not what caused New Orleans's... storming.
Won't throw away our cars
and waste that's nucular
just for you... oo-hoo!
Well, just go away, baby, with your lines.
Now and forever 'til the end of time.
We've got somebody knew, unlike you, he'll be true.
And Al, you won't matter anymore!
(instrumental break)
There's no real global... warming.
That's not what caused New Orleans's... storming.
Won't throw away our cars
and waste that's nucular
just for you... oo-hoo!
Well, just go away, baby, with your lines.
Now and forever 'til the end of time.
We've got somebody knew, unlike you, he'll be true.
And Al, you don't matter anymore!
Al, you don't matter anymore!
(instrumental close)
There he goes, and, baby, here am I.
Well, he's coming here with a hue and cry.
Well, golly gee, what could he say to me?
Well, you know, it doesn't matter, it's Al Gore!
Do you remember, baby, that November
how he whined and cried nearly every night?
Well, whoopsie-daisy, how he drove us crazy.
But, you know, it doesn't matter, it's Al Gore!
There's no real global... warming.
That's not what caused New Orleans's... storming.
Won't throw away our cars
and waste that's nucular
just for you... oo-hoo!
Well, just go away, baby, with your lines.
Now and forever 'til the end of time.
We've got somebody knew, unlike you, he'll be true.
And Al, you won't matter anymore!
(instrumental break)
There's no real global... warming.
That's not what caused New Orleans's... storming.
Won't throw away our cars
and waste that's nucular
just for you... oo-hoo!
Well, just go away, baby, with your lines.
Now and forever 'til the end of time.
We've got somebody knew, unlike you, he'll be true.
And Al, you don't matter anymore!
Al, you don't matter anymore!
(instrumental close)
Oh, Linda, dear, would you be a good little girl and get me a beer? Just pour it in a glass, and throw the can anywhere you like!
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You wasted a lot of time and electrons on attacking a guy who isn't even running for President, little brother. But it'll be interesting to see if the right-of-centers on this site will praise your parody.
gore-y
I'll take a Thompson-Romney ticket, thank you very much.
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