(instrumental intro)
Dub-ba-yoo, Dub-ba-yoo,
What does "e-lec-tion" mean to you?
You don't get it, oh Dub-ba-yoo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
We didn't vote for you but we got you, Dub-ba-yoo.

(Sung by Dubya:)
"Forget those votes, forget those chads,
I deserve a job just like my Dad's.
I'm special, I'm Dub-ba-yoo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo
I don't need your rules, I'll get Poppy's friends to sue."

Dub-ba-yoo, Dub-ba-yoo,
We're awfully unhappy that we're stuck with you
You cheated, oh, Dub-ba-yoo, oo-oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Inform your brother Jeb he'll need a new job in '02

Dub-ba-yoo, Dub-ba-yoo
What does "wilderness" mean to you?
You're a puppet, oh Dub-ba-yoo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
You care for Big Oil more than our planet, Dub-ba-yoo.

(instrumental break)

(Sung by Dubya:)
"That's not true, I care - I do!
That environmental thing is real nice, too
Oil's special, money for the few-ew-ew, ew-ew-ew
You'll never miss Alaska and those other weird places, too."

Dub-ba-yoo, Dub-ba-yoo,
We're awfully unhappy that we're stuck with you
You cheated, oh, Dub-ba-yoo, oo-oo-oo-oo
Inform your brother Jeb he'll need a new job in '02
And furthermore, we'll show you the door in '04.