Song Parodies -> Made In The U.S.A.
| Original Song Title: | "Born In The U.S.A." |
| Original Performer: | Bruce Springsteen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Made In The U.S.A." |
| Parody Written by: | Scathe |
The U.S. has one of the largest import to export ratios in the world. As I look back at the products this country has made, the reason becomes painfully clear.
Progams that a child could run
Meant for some high-tech fun
Microsoft just glitches too much
It's no wonder because it was
Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.
Internet is getting out of hand
AOL needs to be banned
I'd cancel, but I just can't
Surprise! It's from this here land
Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.
Folks come on down for a look
Our wealth is the biggest hook
We buy tons of stuff from other lands
Be we make crap with our own hands
I've seen stuff on the tube
That pitches to compulsive rubes
Miracles where you can't lose
90% is always refuse
Infomerals of what the U.S. poops out
Down in the auto mart refineries
We make gas sucking monstrosities
In two years they're engines start to burn
I don't know if we'll ever learn
Made in the U.S.A., crap com ops from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., a broken server from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., on-air from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., It's road hog junk heap from the U.S.A.
Meant for some high-tech fun
Microsoft just glitches too much
It's no wonder because it was
Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.
Internet is getting out of hand
AOL needs to be banned
I'd cancel, but I just can't
Surprise! It's from this here land
Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.
Folks come on down for a look
Our wealth is the biggest hook
We buy tons of stuff from other lands
Be we make crap with our own hands
I've seen stuff on the tube
That pitches to compulsive rubes
Miracles where you can't lose
90% is always refuse
Infomerals of what the U.S. poops out
Down in the auto mart refineries
We make gas sucking monstrosities
In two years they're engines start to burn
I don't know if we'll ever learn
Made in the U.S.A., crap com ops from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., a broken server from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., on-air from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., It's road hog junk heap from the U.S.A.
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But the U.S.A. still writes the best song parodies in the world, thanks to The Mighty Spaff.
Touche and too true, Johnny D.
555 for you, even though I disagree about everything made in the USA is bad, the examples you pointed out ( and the import to export ratio ) is quite true.
Johnny, that doesn't really count, Spaff is out of this world!
LMAO! Excellent...
I'm trying to catch up on the times I've been Paul Robinsoned. Thanx, Johnny BD & Peter CHYD!
And good job, Scathe. I don't entirely agree with your thesis, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying this. I particularly like "Surprise! It's from this here land."
And good job, Scathe. I don't entirely agree with your thesis, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying this. I particularly like "Surprise! It's from this here land."
(ABC05)Everyone... "This land was made for you and me"
(ABC05) Good one. Well not EVERYthing is bad.
(ABC05 - M) Our national motto should be Caveat Emptor.
(M) Very good...although we make good guns :-)
(ABC05) See above, and the AOL diss was nice too.
(M) and you make good desperate housewives - or two at least
(ABC05) I don't agree that all we make is crap but, do agree that Springsteen did on this OS...555
(ABC) C'mon Scathe, don't run down your nation...the USA made Hugh Hefner, and he made Playboy Bunnies, and...I'll stop now. 555
ABC--nice work , Scathe...it kind of puts into words why I'm so ga-ga over Mr. Bloom...they just don't make 'em like that in the states...; )
(ABC) Can't Americans be locked up for dissing the homeland these days? Watch out for the big black SUVs, scathe. Funny stuff :-)
(ABC) See above!
hey... isn't this website made in the USA, too?
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