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Song Parodies -> "Made In The U.S.A."

Original Song Title:

"Born In The U.S.A."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Made In The U.S.A."

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

The U.S. has one of the largest import to export ratios in the world. As I look back at the products this country has made, the reason becomes painfully clear.
Progams that a child could run
Meant for some high-tech fun
Microsoft just glitches too much
It's no wonder because it was

Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.

Internet is getting out of hand
AOL needs to be banned
I'd cancel, but I just can't
Surprise! It's from this here land

Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.

Folks come on down for a look
Our wealth is the biggest hook
We buy tons of stuff from other lands
Be we make crap with our own hands

I've seen stuff on the tube
That pitches to compulsive rubes
Miracles where you can't lose

90% is always refuse
Infomerals of what the U.S. poops out

Down in the auto mart refineries
We make gas sucking monstrosities
In two years they're engines start to burn
I don't know if we'll ever learn

Made in the U.S.A., crap com ops from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., a broken server from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., on-air from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., It's road hog junk heap from the U.S.A.

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Johnny D - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
But the U.S.A. still writes the best song parodies in the world, thanks to The Mighty Spaff.
Scathe - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Touche and too true, Johnny D.
Red Ant - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for you, even though I disagree about everything made in the USA is bad, the examples you pointed out ( and the import to export ratio ) is quite true.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, that doesn't really count, Spaff is out of this world!
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! Excellent...
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm trying to catch up on the times I've been Paul Robinsoned. Thanx, Johnny BD & Peter CHYD!

And good job, Scathe. I don't entirely agree with your thesis, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying this. I particularly like "Surprise! It's from this here land."
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Everyone... "This land was made for you and me"
Adagio - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Good one. Well not EVERYthing is bad.
Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05 - M) Our national motto should be Caveat Emptor.
Dee Range - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) Very good...although we make good guns :-)
Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) See above, and the AOL diss was nice too.
Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(M) and you make good desperate housewives - or two at least
Rick C - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I don't agree that all we make is crap but, do agree that Springsteen did on this OS...555
Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) C'mon Scathe, don't run down your nation...the USA made Hugh Hefner, and he made Playboy Bunnies, and...I'll stop now. 555
Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--nice work , Scathe...it kind of puts into words why I'm so ga-ga over Mr. Bloom...they just don't make 'em like that in the states...; )
Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Can't Americans be locked up for dissing the homeland these days? Watch out for the big black SUVs, scathe. Funny stuff :-)
Johnny D - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
hey... isn't this website made in the USA, too?

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