Brand new look
Grand new look, you have grabbed a hook
Climbed through the ranks
Of movers and the shakers
Workin' out....Pilates
Passin' up the bakers
Doin' Doctor Atkins,
And some Doctor Phil
No diet plans
No diet pill..
No diet pill, and no "White Food"
A segragated attitude!

Oprah! Oprah!
Bounced and beat your Battle of the Bulge
Such a hot chick now,
If there's Mad Cow...
It's a beef because you won't indulge!

Oprah! Oprah!
Every night no honey, lamb, or pie
Just some talk show talk,
And watch folks gawk
At a bod that rocks your Steadman guy

We know you were Queen of the Land
Now you've added glamor, so grand!
So you're in free..
Wow! TV's favorite gal!
The whole world's sayin'
You're lookin' swell,
Oprah! Oprah!...Winfrey!