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Song Parodies -> "Fatter"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger"

Original Performer:

Brittany Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Fatter"

Parody Written by:

Rebeccah Talbott

The Lyrics

Eat, don't stop
There's nothing you can do or say, waitress
I've not had enough
I am your property as from today, waitress
You might think that I won't eat it on my own
But now I'm...

Chorus:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter

That I ever thought that I could be, muffin
I used to go with the carrot
Didn't really care 'bout broccoli
You might think that I can't eat it, but you're wrong
'Cause now I'm...

CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter

Come on, now
Oh, yum

Here I go, eating on my own
I don't need broccoli, better off lone
Here I go, eating on my own now
I don't need broccoli, not broccoli
Here I go, alright, here I go

CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter

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Woodland Elphina (Or Zak, The HamsterGirl - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! Muffin... yum
Kat3 - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny! 555
Janessa - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
What's with the broccoli? And are you fat and sticking up for yourself? Do waitresses make fun of you or something? Or is this just a parody you made up for fun and it has nothing to do with you? Whatever, cool parody. (I think too much)
Rebeccah Talbott - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, I'm now replying this a year after the last comment. No, this does not have to do with me. I was just bored and my friend told me to post this... -R.T.

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