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Song Parodies -> "Laptop"

Original Song Title:

"What Now"

Original Performer:

Brittany Howard

Parody Song Title:

"Laptop"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about my personal laptop,
I don't wanna confuse Dell for HP laptops
I don't want to wonder what our Mac is
I might be the one to cause you Windows
I've been asking questions you don't wanna know
I wonder if I'm here just so I'm not worrying
It's painful but I might as well say sorry

I surrender let me go
I don't have love to give you more
You're screwing up my energy
I told the Dell so set me free

If you want someone to get
Then blame it on me
Blame it on me
Blame it on me, girl
Blame it on me
If you want someone to get then blame it on me

I've been making plans that we need the HP laptop
My heart wants to stay but I don't know what for
I can't have it always thinking for me
I've been learning laptops I didn't wanna know
I wonder if I stay because we love the computer
I wonder if you notice I ain't trying

I surrender let me go
I don't have love to give you more
You're screwing up my energy
I told the tookls so set me free

If you want someone to get
Then blame it on me
Blame it on me
Blame it on me
Blame it on me
If you want someone to get then blame it on me

I don't wanna get used to get the Dells
I don't wanna worry what kind of mood you're in
I don't wanna fall for your new HP
I've been staying open you don't wanna look
I've been seeing patterns that I can't ignore
It is what it is I guess I'm sorry?

But I ain't sorry

I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
But I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
If you want someone to get then blame it on me
'Cause I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
No, I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
No, I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
I ain't sorry (Blame it on me)
If you want someone to get then blame it on me

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