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Song Parodies -> "Wet Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bring Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Wet Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The weather's cloudy
The temp is high
I see some lightning flash
For cover I make a dash
And now I hear thunder crash
Yes, it's December the 24th
But, I think showers are coming forth,

I'm dreaming of a Wet Christmas
Rain needs no shoveling like snow
We'll see treetops glisten
To raindrops, listen..
But, roads won't be slick, and so

I'm dreaming of a Wet Christmas
Who needs that messy white car-pet
The day may be merrier yet
If there's none, and Christmas is just Wet


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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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McKludge - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Bring Crosby? Don't forget to bring Stills and Nash and Young, too. :-)
I can relate to this, since I live in Central Florida and it's forecast to rain tomorrow. 555
alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
i can relate, too....it oftens rains on christmas in so. cal...but i ain't EVER shoveled snow
2Eagle - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
With the drought we had that is what we need for Christmas. Do you belong to the NRA?
Wendy Christopher - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, my little kid would probably love some snow.... but then he doesn't have to shovel it! Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain! Nice one, AFK!
PMS - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Raining down some fives on you
AFW - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mckludge...Our forecast is rain, turning to snow...and thanks, alvin..you're lucky...thanks, 2Eagle..NRA, not a member...and thanks, Wendy, and PMS...and Merry Christmas to all
Dee Range - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm dreaming of a wet DREAM Christmas. Prefer the snow myself, but 5's nonetheless. Merry X-Mas!
AFW - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee...and a Merry Christmas to you and yours..
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Me too, the only way we'd get a White Christmas is if a salt plane blew up over the city on Christmas day. . .and that would probably hurt, good parody buddy--hope you have a great Christmas.
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of this one. Wait a minute, I did, three years ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby44.shtml. And Phil Alexander the Great thought of it two years before that! What no one's thought of before is what we had in New Jersey, that I don't remember seeing before: A full moon on Christmas.
Jonathan S. - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
It's nice to know that somebody besides me doesn't mind a Christmas above 32 degrees Fahrenheit! Tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a high of 55.5!

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