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Song Parodies -> "This Cow's My Love"

Original Song Title:

"What Now My Love"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"This Cow's My Love"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This Cow's My Love
Now that you've left me
She gets me another day
Gives me good milk
I give her passion..
Pails of oats and a bale of hay

Once every night, I squeeze her teats
Tho' I'm her man
Ferdinand competes..
She wags her tail and licks my shoe
I love to hear sweet Bessie moo

This Cow's My Love
Fine little heifer
My heart beats fast
When I'm in her stall
Her big eyes shine
This barn's our love bed
Our love nest..where we share it all

This Cow's My Love
Now that you're gone
Sometimes we cud-lle until the dawn
You never cared...for actions south
Her show no drought
This Cow's My Love
Unlike no udder..
Let's hoof and mouth

Let's hoof and mouth

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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 5   5

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Stan Hall - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Elmer's thinks this parody's very glued indeed. Elsie agrees, and adds that these bovinic songs are imBorden to her. They (and I) give you 5s.
alvin - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
strangely poignant...expect ones from ferdinand !
Harry - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
bestiality? lol. very moooooving and funny! all 5s.
AFW - February 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, good puns...thanks,'re right Ferdie struck..thanks, Harry

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