Song Parodies -> Too Much Candy
| Original Song Title: | "I Want Candy" |
| Original Performer: | Bow Wow Wow |
| Parody Song Title: | "Too Much Candy" |
| Parody Written by: | Scathe |
This parody practically wrote itself.
I know a sucker that's so sweet.
Licorice that can't be beat.
This store's got what I desire.
So much sugar, brain's on fire.
Too much candy
Too much candy
Taffy, chocolate gobbled up.
It's tasty feul that wires me up.
This sweet rush took me so far.
I raced on foot against a car.
Too much candy
Too much candy
I held a bulb and gave it power.
Read Shakespere's plays in half an hour.
Because of all my hyper ways,
I haven't slept in sixty days.
Too much candy
Too much candy
(faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy
(even faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy...
Licorice that can't be beat.
This store's got what I desire.
So much sugar, brain's on fire.
Too much candy
Too much candy
Taffy, chocolate gobbled up.
It's tasty feul that wires me up.
This sweet rush took me so far.
I raced on foot against a car.
Too much candy
Too much candy
I held a bulb and gave it power.
Read Shakespere's plays in half an hour.
Because of all my hyper ways,
I haven't slept in sixty days.
Too much candy
Too much candy
(faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy
(even faster)
Too much candy
Too much candy...
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I can't wait for the grownup sequel, "Too much caffiene".
Teeth-grittingly sweet.
Suite parody!
Who's your sugar daddy?
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