You're a mean one, Mr. Binch
You make every one of us flinch.
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Binch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're an evil one, Mr. Binch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your turban is wound so tightly,
that your brain has a permenant fold,
Mr. Binch.

You're an asinine one, Mr. Binch,
You have killer bees in your beard.
You have all the tender sweetness of a rabid killer deer,
Mr. Binch.
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the rabid kller deer!

You're a rotter, Mr. Binch,
You're the king dire plots
Your life's a barren cave filled with nothing but your evil thoughts,
Mr. Binch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Binch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. Binch.
You sir are an appauling human being,
and you really should get lost,
Mr. Binch.

You're a smelly one, Mr Binch.
You only wear one single shirt.
When you are finally gone,
it'll be our turn to smirk,
Mr. Binch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!