-> "Thanks For The Emery"
Original Song Title:
"Thanks For The Memory"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Thanks For The Emery"
The Lyrics
Thanks for the emery
You precious little board,
Thank you and thank the Lord..
An aid to us, a real big plus
When our long nails need scored
How grateful we are!
Thanks for the emery
Without it, fingers snag
Split and are a drag
Need emery's pledge to smooth the edge
Then grooming's in the bag
We thank you so much!
All the world's happy..you are there,
So neat in your little ..jar there
Small lathe..by our bath..counter bar there
My dear F file, you make us smile..
So, thanks for the emery,
You also do our toes,
Low digits in tight rows
The manicures and pedicures
They save our nerves, God knows!
Your touch means so much!
And thanks for the emery
The large stone sharpens knives
Helpful in our lives
Hones up the axe, so no one lacks
The good that wood derives
We need you so much!
Thanks for the emery
In olden times, a wheel
Pedal, scrape, and squeal
When pioneers gave silent cheers
Cuz' sharp it made 'em feel..
They blessed it so much!
Welcome..are your contributions
For you, there's no substitutions
Appreciate the smooth solutions
We all approve..you're in the groove
Yes, thanks for the emery
We know your life's been rough
But rubbed wrong, made you tough.
You face distress, and all this stress,
And never say, "Enough!!"
God bless you, so much!
God bless you, so much!
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