-> "Thanks for the Misery"
Original Song Title:
"Thanks for the Memory"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Thanks for the Misery"
The Lyrics
Thanks for the misery
The massive bailout plan; troops: Afghanistan
For Neighbor Bob who lost his job and now lives in a van
How lucky we are!
Thanks for the magazines
The "People" photo shoots, (new puppy sure is cute)
Michelle on "Elle" and "O" and "Vogue", and "Time" and "Life" to boot!
How over-exposed!
You, MSN-BC feted
Reporters wore your campaign buttons
And then, CNN: 'Bama gluttons
The "free press"? Gone. And so you won
Land sakes! Now “Obamacare”
3 trillion: not a hint of debt management
There’ll be no hope for tax relief, ‘cause ev’ry dollar’s spent!
Sir, thank you so much.
Thanks for the “unity”
For Rahm Emanuel, those arms he twists so well
Pelosi and her cronies, and the snake oil that they sell
How slipp’ry they are
Thanks for the ridicule
The low bows in Japan, Hatred from Iran
For U.S., make apologies; accede to world’s demands
How P.C. it is!
You promised "change to believe in"
But that was a lie; just deceivin'
Who said, "You can't fool all the people"?
You won our trust as we go bust
So, thanks for embarrassing:
Let's not forget the bow: Saud' King: now, kowtow
Did State Department Protocol not teach you anything?
Budget full of debt; you ... cheerfully bow to that, too
One more bow: Bow *out*!
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