Thanks for the enima
It really was a treat
Too sore to have a seat
My aching butt
feels like a cut
Of tenderloin meat..
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
When you brought that syringe
It really made me cringe
I'll tell ya' Gal,
If this ain't Hell,
It's gotta be the fringe,
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
I'm sloshin' in my toes
I had to hold my nose
There must've been
Ten gallons in
Before you clamped the hose
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the water cure
Came when no BM start
showed up on my wall chart
Pooed like a horse,
With so much force
Stool nearly blew apart..
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
You ain't that bad a nurse
I guess there are some worse
I liked you best
In "Cuckoo's Nest"
Now, order me a hearse..
I thank you, so much

I thank you, so much..