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Song Parodies -> "Skeetermen"

Original Song Title:

"Spiderman TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Bob Harris

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This parody from Matthias and Porfle- a take on Spiderman if he had been bitten by a radioactive mosquito instead! For the record though, ALL mosquitos that bite humans and animals are FEMALE. The males are attracted to nectar! And some don't bite at all... FYI
Skeetermen, Skeetermen,
Do whatever a skeeter can
Bite humans, any size,
Use water to multiply
Look Out!
Here come the Skeetermen

Are they tough? Hear that buzz?
Closing in to consume your blood
Carry diseases that can spread
Malaria, West Nile leaves creeps dead
Hey, there
There go the Skeetermen!

Active- day and night
They can stop any crime
Quickly they can strike
It’s blood-loss knockout time

Skeetermen, Skeetermen
Insect-morphing Skeetermen
A long life
They ignore
Reproduction is their reward

To them, life is just 5-6 months
Looking for water that’s stagnant
There, you’ll find the Skeetermen!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Matthias - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm glad that my Spider-Man Beatles parody was able to inspire you to pull off this pretty fun and crazy parody! I would actually love to see this guy take form in a comic book!
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Me too... if we can handle Swamp THing and Man-Thing, anyTHING is possible!!! Thanks for your inspiration :)
Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hoo-eee, them's some big skeeters!
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
By Golly, therem WAS a Mosquito-Man Marvel character under consideration:
Matthias - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
That would have been awesome! Especially as a wacky Batman villain!

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