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Song Parodies -> "Shrub Has A Head Of Stone"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Rolling Stone"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Shrub Has A Head Of Stone"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Decker

The Lyrics

Once upon a time, you crossed the line,
You screwed folks all the time when you were in your prime, didn't you?
People yelled to say, "Watch it Shrub we'll kick your ass someday."
You thought they were just kidding you.
You laughed about
The votes you stole, you lout
So keep on talking loud
And act like you're proud
That your crime family stole the whole deal,

Guess how we feel,
Guess how we feel,
We're gonna send you home,
Like a complete unknown
With a head of stone?.

You've gone to the finest school you see, Blow Monkey
But you know you only got juiced in it
And you didn't get any education there
And now you find yourself needing it.
You said you were compassionate
When you really mean obstiniate
It's gonna be your fate
You should have stayed in your home state
And this is for real.

How do we feel
How do we feel,
We're gonna send you home
Like a complete unknown
With a head of stone?.

You never turned around to see the frowns in those town
When you were passing through
You never understood it ain't too good
To let Poppy and JEB pull tricks for you
You take advice from Karl, a fat rat
Who grins behind your back like a Siamese cat
Cause he knows you're all hat
And he has only his interest in mind.

How do we feel
How do we feel
We're gonna send you home
Like a complete unknown
With a head of stone?

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