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Song Parodies -> "Santa Of Gods"

Original Song Title:

"Mother Of Muses"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Of Gods"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here's a song all about Santa Claus.
Santa of gods sing for me
Sing of the Christmas and the deep dark trees
Sing of the lakes and the nymphs of the snow
Sing your hearts out, all your women of the chorus
Sing of honor and fate and glory be
Santa of gods sing for me

Santa of gods sing for my heart
Sing of your friends too soon to depart
Sing of the legends who stood alone
Whose names are engraved on tablets of stone
Who struggled with pain so the world could go free
Santa of gods sing for me

Sing of Frosty, Rudolph and Santa
And of Cricket, and Grinch, and the battles they fought
Who cleared the path for Charlie to sing
Who carved the path for the little Charlie Brown
Who did what they did and they went on their way
Man, I could tell their stories all day

I'm falling in love with Grinch
She don't belong to anyone, why not give her to me?
She's speaking to me, speaking with her eyes
I've grown so tired of chasing lies
Santa of gods, wherever you are
I've already outlived my life by far

Santa of gods, unleash your wrath
Things I can't see, they're blocking my flakes
Show me your trees, tell me my fate
Put me upright, make me walk straight
Forge my identity from the inside out
You know what I'm talking about

Take me to the snows, release your charms
Let me lay down a while in your sweet, loving trees
Wake me, shake me, free me from sin
Make me invisible, like the snow
Got a mind to ramble, got a mind to roam
I'm travelin' light and I'm a-slow coming home
Waiting for December 25th.

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