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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Halloween Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Tambourine Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Halloween Bum"

Parody Written by:

sldice

The Lyrics

Hey! Mr. Halloween bum, stay away from me,
I don't have any candy for you today
Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
On this dusky musky evening he comes followin' you.

He comes knocking at your door and say's he dressed up as a bum,
But he fools no one,
Cause he smells like a skunk that has decayed.
He walks away sighing, wishing for something to eat,
To make his night complete,
So sick of left over dog from Chinese Buffet.

Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
I worked hard to steal this candy from a child
Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
On this dusky musky evening I have nothing for you.

(He say's)Take me to a place, where I won't be a disgrace,
And they won't spray me with mace, and I might just get a taste,
Of some chocolate covered nuts, I move on cause I've been starving for days.
I ring another doorbell as a man picks up his phone,
Pushes 911 at the tone, as he pegs me with a stone
I tried to duck under it.

Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
I don't have any candy for you not ever
Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
On this dusky musky evening I have nothing for you.

Though you might hear him laughin', gigglin', smirkin' hiding on the street,
He doesn't want left over meat, he just wants candy to eat,
And if it weren't Halloween he'd stay away.
And if you hear his cryin' just remember what you'd done,
To your sweet Halloween bum, who just wanted a little crumb,
He will disappear for some, but he'll be back next Halloween day.

Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
You are making me lose my appetite for sweets
Hey! Mr. Halloween Bum, stay away from me,
On this dusky musky evening we have nothing for you.

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